Lords of Sodomize Pig BloodDeath!

From: Pi *Phi/hifi (threept15_hiphi@hotmail.com)
To: Austin Rich (austin@rackmØunt.org)
Subject: Lords of Sodomize Pig BloodDeath!
Date: Wed, 27 Jun 2ØØ1 23:26:4Ø -ØØØØ

so some random scam artist icq'd me to try and get me to fall for a classic scam...so I had fun with them...transcript follows:

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SMART_ART: Hello!  I am the webmaster from Russia, my specialty is advertise and design.  I work with some companies located in USA, but I can't receive my wages in Russia (I can't cash US check here).  They require the checking account which I haven't got and I can't open it because I'm outside the USA.  So I need a person in USA to open a new zero-balanced checking account where they could send the money.  You can take 2Ø% of it.  Can you help?

kiisu: you having the checking?

SMART_ART: No, my employer make the direct deposite to your (may be) account and you after taking 2Ø% of the sum, transfer the money to me

kiisu: what kind of websites do you make?

kiisu: you giving the $$ for just check account?

SMART_ART: karasamateurs.com suze.com and otherwe work for “liksang LLC”, “Paypall inc” and others
We pay for using your account

kiisu: How much you become paid?

SMART_ART: 1ØØØ$ - 15ØØ $ a week (but it depends on the work of course)

kiisu: The guy sound which is smart spreads out is being born.  I manufacture for a hobby poisonous substance.

kiisu: how you knowing I taking the $$?  sound like bad

kiisu: Person here always is not honest you knows in this Internet

SMART_ART: sorry, I don't understand you (May be I'm not very well at English)

kiisu: I am sorry speaking the english only short time.

kiisu: you live in Russia in where?

SMART_ART: Yes I agree with you about honesty and Internet
I don't like the idea - people may hide behind the mask

SMART_ART: Moscow

kiisu: How do you obtain the $ from transfering?  bank transfer to russian $$?

kiisu: they print here in USA about Russian getting paid in dung.  Not am believe that be truthful.  Is true?

SMART_ART: I don't know what's dung

kiisu: the manure

kiisu: I are using this Internet discover this pope's picture is naked.  you having these porn sites you make?

SMART_ART: you mean “dirty money” or sthg like that, I told you it's legal

SMART_ART: Yes it's porno sites we also make web-programming and the advertisement

kiisu: I meaning they pay in the animal waste for real.  The article in USA say institution so poor people having paid in the feces!!  I not believing truthefulness of institution pay workers with the feces!

kiisu: but you having picture of pope on site?

kiisu: You sound the good person I possibly to trust you.

SMART_ART: I hope you trust me
You know - they write in papers wild things when I was in Slovakia I read there the article in which they say that in Russia 1/8 of bread costs equally to the bottle of vodka - it's never been so

kiisu: I have not understood how does if I serve difficult every day to watch the fearful condition and this company then payment in the factory in the fertilizer!!

SMART_ART: I don't know It probably lie

kiisu: i hearing also that Russian people running out of the vodka because government make put subsitute in vodka and people say “I do not wanting the substitute” and the factory they not put in the mucilage like the government demand so they running out of real vodka.  I bet this also falsehood lie!

kiisu: I mean earlier looking for picture of pope without the clothing to put on cover of music record to release in the USA of the style black metal!
you liking the black metal?!?
how set up this checking?

SMART_ART: all these things about government and vodka are far from me (thanks god)
I really don't like black methal
Punk, etno

kiisu: I not even knowing name to send $$ so seems silly!

kiisu: you liking the tekno?

SMART_ART: Which name? My name is Helen
I like techno but not all the time

kiisu: i coming to america not long ago, why you not?  You loving the motherland and stay family or can you not travel abroud for reasons?  Helen seeming not much like classic Russian nameing.  You have parents with radical thinking I believe.  how to send $$ -2Ø% that I take to russian monies and then to someone I am not knowing?  This is what I am asking.

SMART_ART: I have family here - husband and son, so it's a big problem to move anywhere
My relatives call me Lena
How can we find help other way - if we don't know people in USA - so we have to believe each other - and we have the contract

kiisu: you showing contract?

SMART_ART: give me you e-mail, I'll send it to you

kiisu: please being sending to threept15_hiphi@hotmail.com

SMART_ART: In 1Ø minutes

kiisu: why so take the time 1Ø minutes?

SMART_ART: a lot of work

kiisu: you busy person with the web I see.  age of years of children?
I am not having family.  someday maybe but now I concentrate on blackmetal band.

SMART_ART: WOW
my husband play drums (but not like those - african drums)

kiisu: band is called “lords of sodomize pig blooddeath” kind of long promotion guy say “make name smaller” but we liking name and Gylve already get tattoo.

SMART_ART: cool
does it takes a lot of time?

kiisu: most of my time I taking with the band.  we all move to USA together live in house near cemetary Dag (Hellhammer) keep trying dig up skulls from grave cop say he do it again big trouble.

SMART_ART: you have interesting life

kiisu: he does the bass play.  he's not so bright, on time he bust bottle and try stab audience we have to stop him because we not want to have what happen to other black metal bands before reaching the fame.

kiisu: but I not living in Russia to making the porn sites, it must be fascinating with the Moscow living in the city!!
someday maybe Lords of Sodomize Pig BloodDeath play show there.
you sending the information?

SMART_ART: yes, I've sent you the contract - read it/ please

kiisu: sometimes the hotmail takes too long to getting the email

SMART_ART: Yes

kiisu: how you getting the job to designing website?

SMART_ART: Yes, I/m making the web-design

kiisu: how old age your children if I can ask?

kiisu: oh I gettin g the email.  I will read now.

SMART_ART: My son is 1 year

kiisu: wow  young
I go show friend who understand better english.  brb.

SMART_ART: ok

kiisu: where sending contract upon signature?

SMART_ART: well it's rather difficult - you have to print the contract, to sign it, to scan and send it back, we do the same, we sign it for 6 months with the prolongation if needed

kiisu: right where is sending address to?

SMART_ART: smart_art2ØØ1@yahoo.com

kiisu: I mean signed printed contract, contract no good as email!!

SMART_ART: well you need scanner

kiisu: oh so print, sign, scan and then email back?

kiisu: is scan document legal?

SMART_ART: yes, it's legal you may ask any of lawyer

kiisu: I see and then how being the transfer of the $$ occuring?

SMART_ART: money Gram or Western Union

kiisu: to Russia?

kiisu: I am never having sent the monies to outside of country

kiisu: hold on Dag is trying to find shovel again.

SMART_ART: It is so
You have nothing to be scared of - we  are risking not to get our wages

kiisu: just a minute I have to distract Dag I do not wanting cops show up at home again.

kiisu: ok I feeding him the beer with the roofies, he will sleep and forget about crazy digging up skulls for now.

SMART_ART: good for him

kiisu: you sound busy person, I should leave you alone, but am curious about Russian life and what peoples do there

SMART_ART: yes it's not very good time to chat now - it's 2:46 a.m/  I'll go in some minutes to sleep

kiisu: you having website you make for just you and maybe family? personal homepage??

SMART_ART: no
internet it's the work
not mixe with the family

kiisu: haha understand.  goodnight then

SMART_ART: thanks
I'm waiting for one letter now, but in 5 minutes I quit - tired
kiisu: I think about offer and discuss with people

SMART_ART: ok thank you

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